"I hit on your girlfriend, I hit on Davey's wife, I gave your grandpa a sponge bath, I'm down for whatever!" -Jade Puget
"Corduroy pillows; they're making headlines!" -Jade Puget
Davey: I blow!
Jade: Davey's a demon in the sack, so to speak.
"Are you jealous because the video took place in my crotch? You take place in my crotch." -Jade Puget
"If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something." -Jade Puget
"And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital." -Jade Puget
"I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness." -Jade Puget
"Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser you could just step carefully down of of it but make a crazy I'm-going-off-really-hard face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move." -Jade Puget
"I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled 'Billy Idol!!' at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up." -Jade Puget
"The L'Oreal liquid is the best I've tried as far as color and smudging but if you've ever seen me after a show you know that I'm not immune to running eyeliner." -Jade Puget
"Yes, I have an iron cross on my arm. Yes, I got it when I was 17. Yes, I would change it to Taz in front of a weed leaf if I could. No, I'm not a Nazi." -Jade Puget
"The last thread in which someone wrote, "Mooove bitch, get out the way" disappeared before I could say: BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move Here I come, there I go UH OH! Don't jump bitch, move You see them headlights? You hear that fuckin' crowd? Start that goddamn show, I'm comin' through Hit the stage and knock the girlies down I fuck the crowd up - that's what I do By the way, that's Mystikal. If I had wrote it, it would be far tighter." -Jade Puget
"Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls.. *cough*..boys..*cough cough*.." -Jade Puget
"The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey." -Jade Puget
"Stevie Wonder picks out my clothes for me." -Jade Puget
"You could be a hitman for the Scorpions. Your job is to kill people and make me macaroni and cheese." -Jade Puget
"I use liquid eyeliner and have become quite proficient in it's application." -Jade Puget
"I'll just come to your house and we can listen to AFI cds in your room. It's almost as good as a concert..." -Jade Puget
"You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions." -Jade Puget
"I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in my body. Ok, I only broke one bone. Well, I didn't break any bones, but I could have!" -Jade Puget
"Hmm, corn nuts, I can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kind of guy because it reminds me of sex and death." -Jade Puget
"It would be kind of embarrassing if I was at a stop sign and someone rolled up and saw me rocking out to my own song." -Jade Puget
"In 7th grade I ordered this shampoo out of a comic book and put in my sister's underwear drawer." -Jade Puget
"Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits." -Jade Puget
"If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face!" -Jade Puget
"Next time I come to Phoenix we are so going clubbing Chanelle No. 5. I'll wear my pink sleeveless see-through nipple shirt with the pegasus and rainbow on it." -Jade Puget
"Yes, I've hit on Thrice before." -Jade Puget
"I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16. I love showing it to people because it totally sucks." -Jade Puget
"We've been trying to get the mood lighting. We've been working on the mood lighting for two days, we brought in the candles that were used on the Mili Vanili record." -Jade Puget
"I made plenty of supercool faces while I was singing, like this one where I had my eyes all clenched tight and then I hit this high note and looked up to the sky and slowly raised my fist like Whitney Houston in "I Will Always Love You". -Jade Puget
"Another time, I ate all the cheese bagels and Adam was mad." -Jade Puget
"Here's what happened to me there: I stepped on a dead mouse, sat in a stinky pigeon nest, and set my glasses down in crackhead puke." -Jade Puget
"Well, here we are in LA. We're staying in this weird apartment complex full of child actors from Nickelodeon and Disney shows and our beds pull out of the wall." -Jade Puget
Q: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video occurs in your crotch?
Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey: No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch.
"I was walking backstage and I totally bailed because I slipped on a candy bar someone had left on the floor. It wasn't even a decent candy bar like a Snickers or a Twix, it was one of those weird English candy bars, like the Big Turk." -Jade Puget
"Even when I go see one of my favorite bands I start to get bored/tired/over it after an hour and a half. If they said, "Guess what! We'll be playing for two hours tonight!", you'd see a Jade-shaped hole in the front door." -Jade Puget
"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving, though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg." -Jade Puget
Well, usually it's just me in my apartment making the songs, and then for the lyrics I usually go to Davey's house and we lay on his bed...you know, homoerotic song writing." -Jade Puget
"If you really want to see some ill patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake. " -Jade Puget
"But Davey is not gay. Or bi. Get over it. Just because your friend heard he was gay or you read it on some message board doesn't make it so. However, since I've made posts like this repeatedly over the years and people still refuse to believe he's not gay, I guess we'll have to keep hearing about it ad infinitum. I say we talk about Fritch. Or Smith. They're DEFINITELY gay, I caught them holding hands and plus they went to the prom together. " -Jade Puget
"Also, my friend heard YOU were gay" -Jade Puget
"That's it! It's time to settle this makeup contest once and for all! I challenge you to a makeout!" -Jade Puget
"I'm an extremist. I have to deal with my own extreme personality. I walk a fine line between wanting to rule the world and wanting to kill myself." -Davey Havok
"I don't wear shiny pants." -Hunter
"I'm the other white meat!" -Adam Carson
"I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn, and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined, but I already knew how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-ass piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage." - Jade Puget
"I'm Davey, and I sing, make faces, and swing from trees." - Davey Havok
"So things are going just swell; we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle." - Jade Puget
INTERVIEWER: Best pick up line you've ever used or had used on you? JADE: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!
"Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet fingertapping solos, and then he'll be like, 'Power chords, blah, blah, blah,' and I'll hit the whammy bar, and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show, and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, 'Blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda,' and that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal, and it'll be like 'Wokka, wokka, wokka, wo-wokka, wokka' all up in his freakin' face." -Jade Puget
"If any of you call us sellouts, you'll have to fistfight me, nude, on hot coals." - Jade Puget
INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what album would you want with you? JADE: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand. DAVEY: (looks confused) What?!
"Do what you feel is right for you, no matter what. Believe in yourself, no matter how many people tell you that your fucked up. Do what you have to do, as long as it doesn't infringe on other peoples' happiness." - Davey Havok
"It wasn't supposed to be pink vinyl, it was supposed to be peppermint vinyl, so it's supposed to look like one of those peppermint candies with the red and white swirlies. They fucked it up so it's pink. What's the name of that pressing plant? Well, whatever it is...don't use it!!!! You'll be on Frilly Pink and you'll be forced to buy flowers from Adama's Flower Shop." -Davey Havok
"Jeebus! Those are great things to recieve! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time, and it sucked. Totally. And I said, 'Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks!" -Jade Puget
"Perhaps you could call your cat 'Meow', so it could say it's own name. Or how about 'Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here'. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you." -Jade Puget
"My favorite foods used to be chicken and granola bars, but now I'm a vegetarian, so its just chicken." -Jade Puget
"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." -Jade Puget
"You know, I never stopped to think that the majority of our video does indeed take place in my crotch. I must contemplate the significance of this." -Jade Puget
Davey- Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find god, when all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin.
Interviewer- Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey' video occurs in your crotch?
Jade- Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey- No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch.
Interviewer- How did you learn to sing?
Davey- I did? I don't know, I've been singing since I was five years old at family functions. I used to visit my great grand parents at their house in PA, and my relatives would pay me to sing old 1920's songs into a wooden spoon. I was between the age 3-5 years old.
Davey- This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff.
Davey- Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification, and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal level or a global level. The way people treat each other is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't wanna have children because they don't wanna place them in this world.
Jade- During the recording of Black Sails, Davey and I played chess constantly.
Jade- The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey."
Jade- Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.
Interviewer- If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey- Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer- It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey- Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey- So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer- Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey- Probably Adam
Interviewer- Why Adam?
Davey- Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam- Tender!
Interviewer- Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey- Right.
Adam- I'm the other white meat!
Jade- People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this."
Hunter- That and Dave's pants...
Davey- Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.
- How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realizing its a DVD?
Davey- I blow!
Jade- Davey is quite a "demon in the sack" so to speak.
Davey- For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
Davey- I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.
Davey- I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You', or the 'Fuck You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam- Uh, no.
Davey- What's wrong with you?
Davey- It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.
Davey- I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees.
Davey- As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. I truly hope you enjoy the new record.
Davey (having been called Madonna impersonator)- Oh, please! I wish I had her body!
Davey- Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam- Slipknot.
Davey- Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam- They want to take over the world.
Interviewer- I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?
Jade- Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.
Jade- Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls.. *cough*..boys..*cough cough*.."
Jade- If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something.
Interviewer- Alright, how about your favourite pick up line?
Davey- I don't have a pick up line. Someone asked me that already, just a few days ago. Um, I've never had one used on me, and I've never used one on anybody else, so um, I've heard some I like, the one that goes 'did it hurt?'
Interviewer- What?
Davey- 'When you fell from heaven'. I like that. *laughs* I would never use that but,yeah.
Davey- I find drug use disrespectful, self destructive and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.
Davey- A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, "Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?" I then said "Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans." I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
